March of the Oarai Panzergrenadiers

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Armoured Regiment! Assemble!

Armoured Regiment! March!

Some talk of Michael Wittmann

And some of Konev.

Of Abrams, Zhukov, Monty

And such great names as these

But of all the Greatest Tankers

There’s none that can compare

With a pow-wow-wow-wow-wow

To the Oarai Little Girls

 

Our Leader’s Nishizumi

She marches in Pantsu

Our tanks are coated in pink

Fear not, it’s the Camo ink

And our driver’s in a gloom

But our Panzers on the loom

So a Pow-wow-wow-wow-wow-wow

To the Oarai Little Girls

 

So let us drink our morn’ milk

To the health of these young girls

They’ll grow up to be women

And driving tanks will help

We all know Tanks a girls’ sport

And is never for the Men

Give a pow-wow-wow-wow-wow-wow

To the Oarai Little Girls

 

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THE MANLIEST SONG ON THE INTERNET!

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If you haven’t heard I tell you what, there’s this show called Bakuman and fuck it makes me stoked as hell! It’s all about Two Great fucking Men writing manga, the manliest job in the world! I know because Akito told me that Manga is a Man’s Workplace. Wait a sec…WHAT HONEY! Wait, Aoki Ume is a girl? I thought Ume was code for Unlimited Man no Estrogen.’

Sorry about that, folks. Now while my wife was writing the dishes, I wrote this song when high on testoterone after watching this show. And maybe a bit more VB on the side. But yeah, sung to that awesome song Manga to Gensaku. Which is English I think for something like ‘Men have balls! We are better then women’ Hang on. “What is it this time? Wait, what? It doesn’t translate to ‘Men have balls! We are better then women!’ Damn it, stop making me look stupid woman!’

Uhhaha. Ignore that. As I said, sung to Manga to Gensaku.

Manly Manly Manly Mangaka

Manly Manly Manly Mangaka

Manly Manly Manly Mangaka

Manly Manly MEN

 

Manly men are writing mangas

Manly men are drawing mangas

Manly men are drinking at bars

Manly Manly MEN!

 

Manly Manga

Manly Men who write Mangar

(Mangaka)

Manly Manga

Only Manly Men

Write Manga

Manly Manga

Manly Manly Mangaka! (MANLY MEN)

Only Manly Men can write

Manly Manga!

 

Manly Manga

Manly Men who write Mangar

(Mangaka)

Manly Manga

Only Manly Men

Write Manga

Manly Manga

Manly Manly Mangaka!

Only Manly Men can write

Manly Manga!

 

Manga Writing

Man’s Workplace

It’s like fighting

We’re all Ace

Women’s Workplace

The Kitchen

 

Men who have dreams

Will fight

Will cry

Will whine

Will write

Will draw

Will die

BECOME MANGAKA!!

 

Manly so manly so manly mangaka

Manly dreams and manly mangaka

Manly so manly so manly mangaka

Manly MANLY DREAMS

 

Manly Men who write Manga

From lawyering, doctoring to manga-writing

We do it best

Cause every man’s life is like a quest

And we don’t settle for second to rest

NEVER SETTLE FOR SECOND TO REST

Only women settle for less then the best

But we’re Men

MANLIEST MEN!

Manly Manga

Manly Men who write Mangar

(Mangaka)

Manly Manga

Only Manly Men

Write Manga

Manly Manga

Manly Manly Mangaka! (MANLY MEN)

Only Manly Men can write

Manly Manga!

 

Men have dreams

Women can’t ‘stand!

Writing life.

Never for wives!

 

Manly Manly Mangaka

Manly Manly Manly Mangaka

Manly Manly Manly Mangaka

Manly Manly Men